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(Contains: sexual themes)


Yamamoto Genryuusai: With age comes "experience"!

Sasakibe Choujirou: Do you have a condom young lady? I have some Viagra!

Soi Fong: I'll be your "Crouching Tiger" if you show me your "Hidden Dragon".

Oomaeda Marechiyo: I'm big so there's more of me to love.

Gin Ichimaru: Ya see this smile? You gave it ta me. Would ya like me ta return the favor?

Izuru Kira: You make me weak in the knees..

Unohana: Undress now. Please remove all clothing it is time for your.. "hands-on physical". ;)

Kotetsu Isane: Did someone call for a "nurse"?

Hanataro: uh.. um.. would.. you.. like to go out with me? *makes cute face & holds up a flower*

Sousuke Aizen: Tell me, do you like good guys? Or do you have a thing for the bad boys? Because I can swing "both ways" ;)

Byakuya Kuchiki: Why kiss frogs when you can have a prince.

Renji Abarai: So, you like my tattoos huh? If you come to my room I can show you them all.

Komamura Saijin: Come to my quarters & I'll show you, what an "animal" I can become.

Kyouraku Shunsui: every line in the -guy's- book of pick-up-lines

Kaname Tousen: Oh my love, you are a more beautiful then hands can feel. Allow me the pleasure of touching you again.

Hisagi Shuuhei: *points to cheek* I have this tattoo for a reason. Come to my room & I'll show you why. ;)

Hisugaya Toushiro: Don't let my height fool you, I'm big where it counts.

Rengiku Matsumoto: every line in the -girl's- book of pick-up-lines

Kenpachi Zaraki: Hey babe, you like it rough? I do. I've got a sword, you got sheath.. how 'bout I put it in hard & fast.

Ikkaku Madarame: Hey lady, I got a cool lookin' battle scar you wanna trace it & see where it goes?

Yumichika Ayasegawa: Ooh Goodness! Your almost as beautiful as I am!

Mayuri Kurotsuchi: Well well, aren't you an interesting specimen? Come to my lab & we'll do some "expirements".

Nemu Kurotsuchi: I'll be yours if you'll be my "master"

Ukitake Jushiro: Need more sugar? Come to my room later. -Or sometimes: *feels forehead* uh oh, either I've got a fever.. or your makin' me hot.. ;)

Urahara Kisuke: Come to my shop. I've got "just what you need". ;)

Yoruichi: Cat's are quite "flexible".. let's see if I retained some in human form.

Ichigo Kurosaki: yeah, I got a big sword.. & my zanpakuto ain't too bad neither!

Kon: Ever sleep with stuffed animal? Want to?

Rukia Kuchiki: Hey, lets make like "rabbits". *holds up perverted bunny sex pic* ;)

Yasutora Chad: How 'bout "a little Mexican" tonight? ..no? How 'bout a BIG one? *points to self*

Uryu Ishida: Hey, how about we "thread the needle"?

Ryuuken Ishida: Sure. Smoking is bad for me, but I can be "good for you". ;)
I'm having a green Christmas by using a potted Christmas tree insead of a chopped down one, recycling leftover warpping paper, & aparently collecting coal in my stocking to advance clean coal technology... with my naughty Bleach pick-up-lines fic. =D I hope you like it!

Ukitake: did I really say that one?

Shunsui: only when your feeling feverish.. come're "hotty"! :smooch:

PS

This: :jackdirt: is what Rukia's sexy bunny pic looks like so don't get too excited.
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Aztecrose21 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014
Blushes a deep red hiding behind kenpachi. Lol
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demoncupcake23 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013
:iconlegaspplz: KENNY?!...so dirty XD
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AkatsukiBridesmaid Featured By Owner May 2, 2013
hanataro's is so cute!
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Crazyartstalker Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Student Photographer
What made me laugh the most was applying those chatup lines to the "know your captains" at the top ;) Utterly brilliant!!
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HELL0TOKYO Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Ahaha Chads' one is the best xD
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ShunShirouAyaka-KS Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ukitake Jushiro: Need more sugar? Come to my room later. -Or sometimes: *feels forehead* uh oh, either I've got a fever.. or your makin' me hot..

OMG... Ukitake Taichou, you just heat me up...
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Okitakehyate Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011
LOL! I knew you'd love those :XD:
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ShunShirouAyaka-KS Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
you just can't stop heating me up.. don't you?
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Okitakehyate Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011
Too hot to handle?
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ShunShirouAyaka-KS Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
stop making me blush already~!
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