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(Contains: sexual themes)

Yamamoto Genryuusai: With age comes "experience"!

Sasakibe Choujirou: Do you have a condom young lady? I have some Viagra!

Soi Fong: I'll be your "Crouching Tiger" if you show me your "Hidden Dragon".

Oomaeda Marechiyo: I'm big so there's more of me to love.

Gin Ichimaru: Ya see this smile? You gave it ta me. Would ya like me ta return the favor?

Izuru Kira: You make me weak in the knees..

Unohana: Undress now. Please remove all clothing it is time for your.. "hands-on physical". ;)

Kotetsu Isane: Did someone call for a "nurse"?

Hanataro: uh.. um.. would.. you.. like to go out with me? *makes cute face & holds up a flower*

Sousuke Aizen: Tell me, do you like good guys? Or do you have a thing for the bad boys? Because I can swing "both ways" ;)

Byakuya Kuchiki: Why kiss frogs when you can have a prince.

Renji Abarai: So, you like my tattoos huh? If you come to my room I can show you them all.

Komamura Saijin: Come to my quarters & I'll show you, what an "animal" I can become.

Kyouraku Shunsui: every line in the -guy's- book of pick-up-lines

Kaname Tousen: Oh my love, you are a more beautiful then hands can feel. Allow me the pleasure of touching you again.

Hisagi Shuuhei: *points to cheek* I have this tattoo for a reason. Come to my room & I'll show you why. ;)

Hisugaya Toushiro: Don't let my height fool you, I'm big where it counts.

Rengiku Matsumoto: every line in the -girl's- book of pick-up-lines

Kenpachi Zaraki: Hey babe, you like it rough? I do. I've got a sword, you got sheath.. how 'bout I put it in hard & fast.

Ikkaku Madarame: Hey lady, I got a cool lookin' battle scar you wanna trace it & see where it goes?

Yumichika Ayasegawa: Ooh Goodness! Your almost as beautiful as I am!

Mayuri Kurotsuchi: Well well, aren't you an interesting specimen? Come to my lab & we'll do some "expirements".

Nemu Kurotsuchi: I'll be yours if you'll be my "master"

Ukitake Jushiro: Need more sugar? Come to my room later. -Or sometimes: *feels forehead* uh oh, either I've got a fever.. or your makin' me hot.. ;)

Urahara Kisuke: Come to my shop. I've got "just what you need". ;)

Yoruichi: Cat's are quite "flexible".. let's see if I retained some in human form.

Ichigo Kurosaki: yeah, I got a big sword.. & my zanpakuto ain't too bad neither!

Kon: Ever sleep with stuffed animal? Want to?

Rukia Kuchiki: Hey, lets make like "rabbits". *holds up perverted bunny sex pic* ;)

Yasutora Chad: How 'bout "a little Mexican" tonight? How 'bout a BIG one? *points to self*

Uryu Ishida: Hey, how about we "thread the needle"?

Ryuuken Ishida: Sure. Smoking is bad for me, but I can be "good for you". ;)
I'm having a green Christmas by using a potted Christmas tree insead of a chopped down one, recycling leftover warpping paper, & aparently collecting coal in my stocking to advance clean coal technology... with my naughty Bleach pick-up-lines fic. =D I hope you like it!

Ukitake: did I really say that one?

Shunsui: only when your feeling feverish.. come're "hotty"! :smooch:


This: :jackdirt: is what Rukia's sexy bunny pic looks like so don't get too excited.
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Blushes a deep red hiding behind kenpachi. Lol
:iconlegaspplz: KENNY?! dirty XD
hanataro's is so cute!
Crazyartstalker Jan 6, 2013  Student Photographer
What made me laugh the most was applying those chatup lines to the "know your captains" at the top ;) Utterly brilliant!!
HELL0TOKYO Feb 27, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Ahaha Chads' one is the best xD
ShunShirouAyaka-KS Dec 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ukitake Jushiro: Need more sugar? Come to my room later. -Or sometimes: *feels forehead* uh oh, either I've got a fever.. or your makin' me hot..

OMG... Ukitake Taichou, you just heat me up...
LOL! I knew you'd love those :XD:
ShunShirouAyaka-KS Dec 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
you just can't stop heating me up.. don't you?
Too hot to handle?
ShunShirouAyaka-KS Dec 30, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
stop making me blush already~!
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