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Yamamoto Genryuusai: With age comes "experience"!

Sasakibe Choujirou: Do you have a condom young lady? I have some Viagra!

Soi Fong: I'll be your "Crouching Tiger" if you show me your "Hidden Dragon".

Oomaeda Marechiyo: I'm big so there's more of me to love.

Gin Ichimaru: Ya see this smile? You gave it ta me. Would ya like me ta return the favor?

Izuru Kira: You make me weak in the knees..

Unohana: Undress now. Please remove all clothing it is time for your.. "hands-on physical". ;)

Kotetsu Isane: Did someone call for a "nurse"?

Hanataro: uh.. um.. would.. you.. like to go out with me? *makes cute face & holds up a flower*

Sousuke Aizen: Tell me, do you like good guys? Or do you have a thing for the bad boys? Because I can swing "both ways" ;)

Byakuya Kuchiki: Why kiss frogs when you can have a prince.

Renji Abarai: So, you like my tattoos huh? If you come to my room I can show you them all.

Komamura Saijin: Come to my quarters & I'll show you, what an "animal" I can become.

Kyouraku Shunsui: every line in the -guy's- book of pick-up-lines

Kaname Tousen: Oh my love, you are a more beautiful then hands can feel. Allow me the pleasure of touching you again.

Hisagi Shuuhei: *points to cheek* I have this tattoo for a reason. Come to my room & I'll show you why. ;)

Hisugaya Toushiro: Don't let my height fool you, I'm big where it counts.

Rengiku Matsumoto: every line in the -girl's- book of pick-up-lines

Kenpachi Zaraki: Hey babe, you like it rough? I do. I've got a sword, you got sheath.. how 'bout I put it in hard & fast.

Ikkaku Madarame: Hey lady, I got a cool lookin' battle scar you wanna trace it & see where it goes?

Yumichika Ayasegawa: Ooh Goodness! Your almost as beautiful as I am!

Mayuri Kurotsuchi: Well well, aren't you an interesting specimen? Come to my lab & we'll do some "expirements".

Nemu Kurotsuchi: I'll be yours if you'll be my "master"

Ukitake Jushiro: Need more sugar? Come to my room later. -Or sometimes: *feels forehead* uh oh, either I've got a fever.. or your makin' me hot.. ;)

Urahara Kisuke: Come to my shop. I've got "just what you need". ;)

Yoruichi: Cat's are quite "flexible".. let's see if I retained some in human form.

Ichigo Kurosaki: yeah, I got a big sword.. & my zanpakuto ain't too bad neither!

Kon: Ever sleep with stuffed animal? Want to?

Rukia Kuchiki: Hey, lets make like "rabbits". *holds up perverted bunny sex pic* ;)

Yasutora Chad: How 'bout "a little Mexican" tonight? ..no? How 'bout a BIG one? *points to self*

Uryu Ishida: Hey, how about we "thread the needle"?

Ryuuken Ishida: Sure. Smoking is bad for me, but I can be "good for you". ;)
I'm having a green Christmas by using a potted Christmas tree insead of a chopped down one, recycling leftover warpping paper, & aparently collecting coal in my stocking to advance clean coal technology... with my naughty Bleach pick-up-lines fic. =D I hope you like it!

Ukitake: did I really say that one?

Shunsui: only when your feeling feverish.. come're "hotty"! :smooch:

PS

This: :jackdirt: is what Rukia's sexy bunny pic looks like so don't get too excited.
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Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2015
Chad~
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Aztecrose21 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2014
Blushes a deep red hiding behind kenpachi. Lol
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demoncupcake23 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2013
:iconlegaspplz: KENNY?!...so dirty XD
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AkatsukiBridesmaid Featured By Owner May 2, 2013
hanataro's is so cute!
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Crazyartstalker Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Student Photographer
What made me laugh the most was applying those chatup lines to the "know your captains" at the top ;) Utterly brilliant!!
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HELL0TOKYO Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Ahaha Chads' one is the best xD
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ShunShirouAyaka-KS Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ukitake Jushiro: Need more sugar? Come to my room later. -Or sometimes: *feels forehead* uh oh, either I've got a fever.. or your makin' me hot..

OMG... Ukitake Taichou, you just heat me up...
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Okitakehyate Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011
LOL! I knew you'd love those :XD:
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ShunShirouAyaka-KS Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
you just can't stop heating me up.. don't you?
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Okitakehyate Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2011
Too hot to handle?
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ShunShirouAyaka-KS Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
stop making me blush already~!
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Okitakehyate Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011
ok
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I love Yumechika's <3
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Okitakehyate Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011
me too
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totalnerdatheart Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2011
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA... cant stop laughing (love all of them... Kenpachi's is... well, its Kenpachi!)
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berber25 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011  Student General Artist
tht was funny lol u should write espada 1s too plz? *gives pupy-dog look*
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Okitakehyate Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2011
Yeah, I should do that ^^
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Lovely-Jade Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011  Professional Writer
You should do an espada one.
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Lovely-Jade Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011  Professional Writer
OMG... I Love this... Renji, Ukitake, and Urahara's lines are my fav. :)
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DarkIcyWarrioress Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011  Student General Artist
OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS!! OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

Lol, out of all of these i would only say yes to Hanataro since i think pick up lines are lame. Especially of...such sexual nature.. :D

LOL
some of my favs (i love them all though :XD: :

Sousuke Aizen: Tell me, do you like good guys? Or do you have a thing for the bad boys? Because I can swing "both ways" ;)

Yumichika Ayasegawa: Ooh Goodness! Your almost as beautiful as I am!

Ukitake Jushiro: Need more sugar? Come to my room later. -Or sometimes: *feels forehead* uh oh, either I've got a fever.. or your makin' me hot.. ;)



Kyouraku Shunsui: every line in the -guy's- book of pick-up-lines



:XD::XD::XD::XD:
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Lady-Susan Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2011  Hobbyist
This is an absolute win! :D I love Aizen's: "because 'I can swing both ways' " XD What the hell? :lol:
Loved Ukitake's too and his belated reaction in your comments: "Did I really say that one?" XD I can so imagine him slapping his mouth after saying his catch phrase thinking: "Omfg! Did I just really say that? " *_* XD
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Okitakehyate Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2011
LOL yeah :ohmygod:
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RoseGroheimer Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
haha tht was funny :D
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Asagi-K-Kurosaki Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011  Professional Writer
Byakuya's and Ichigo's are fantastic :XD:
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Takaska Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2011
OMG! I TOTALLY lost it when I read Toshiro's! Actual tears ran down my face!
So, here's my Top Five;
1. Toshiro
2. Hanataro's (He's just so ADORABLE!!)
3. Byakuya
4. Renji
5. Shuuhei
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wuvmeplease Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2011
oh baby baby i do love some of those line. hot
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yaoi-fanaticXDD Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2011
Wow, this is so awesome~! Do you think you'll make one for the espada?
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Okitakehyate Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011
Yeah I'm thinking of doing that
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feerl Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2011
lol that's great!! >o<
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rockotheklepto Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2010
i like renji's and kenpachi's...and of course ukitake's!
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pandora1798 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ha ha ha. I love Kenpachi's!
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Kogasuna Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2010
I love that!!!!
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JigokusTenshi Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2010  Student Writer
LOL. Win. :D

And, that sexy bunny pic is too good to be Rukia's! >->
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BlackStardustRose Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2010
Hitsugaya...hahahaha
and Aizen's was hilarious.
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yayi1987 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2010
i loved aizen's lol
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MitsuLightning13 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Oh my God. XD I love Byakuya's XD
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Knight-of-Khenma Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010  Hobbyist
This is absolutly hilarious. I almost died of laughter from Aizen's line as well as Byakuya's
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my-name-is-totoro Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Renji Abarai: So, you like my tattoos huh? If you come to my room I can show you them all.
Hisagi Shuuhei: *points to cheek* I have this tattoo for a reason. Come to my room & I'll show you why. ;)
Kenpachi Zaraki: Hey babe, you like it rough? I do. I've got a sword, you got sheath.. how 'bout I put it in hard & fast.
Ikkaku Madarame: Hey lady, I got a cool lookin' battle scar you wanna trace it & see where it goes?

FOT THE FREAKIN' WIN! ALL MAH FAVORITE CHARACTERS! FOR THE FREAKIN' WIN!

I have found this totally awesome *yay-ahs*

*thumbs up* & *favorite*
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nona49er Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2010
XD they are so funny my favorite is Ukitake's line. Perfect with is condition.
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goodgirl94 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
XD
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DarkCrusader619 Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2010
EP-IC!! WIN
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InventiveDream Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2010
Really freaking funny!!! lol!!!!! Great job!
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Aosou-kun Featured By Owner May 29, 2010
Wow, that bunny sex pic is too good to be Rukia!
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Okitakehyate Featured By Owner May 30, 2010
I figure it fits her cuz she's always drawing bunnies. :iconchappyplz:
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DreamaDanielle91 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2010
Shuuhei's was win!!! i seriously always told my friend he'd totally say something like that to someone haha XD

Hanataro's was so cute

and Renji's got me excited like i wanna see all of them haha XD
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poptartlover126 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
I lovez it. specially byakuya's one ;)
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sarah-93-yin-yang Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2010  Student General Artist
lmao all of these made me laugh especially the shuuhei one :D
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peachsundress Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2010
ahaha, i love the one for hitsugaya and hisagi :L
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x2thestarsx Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2009
lmao! "Captain-eats-your-face!" loves!
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kr1ms0n37 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2009
I don't think anyone can stop unahana "hand on physical" ;)
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