Snakes from the future?

I had a dream that my friend had some new, unusual & very rare snakes.

The little one is just an average looking baby ball python like you'd find at a pet-shop, but it can talk! It has a very strong ablity to communicate tellapathically & carried on a conversation with me that went something like this:

Little snake: Hello!

Me: Um.. hi ^_^; you can talk?

Little snake: Yeah, I can!

Me: What kind of snake are you?

Little snake: I'm a baby ball python.

Me: How long have you known how to talk?

Little snake: since I hatched ^^

Me: do you like your home?

Little snake: Yeah, it's nice! I like it here!

Me: Do you like your owner?

Little snake: Yeah, she's nice! ..I'm hungry! She needs to feed me..

Then I saw this other snake (slithering into another room) that looked like a cross between a diamond-back rattle snake & a cobra, but it had an unusually flat body that was angled so it almost looked like a kite! I grabbed it by the tale & flapped it like a blanket, which stunned it, then I was able to get a hold of it it so it couldn't bite & toss it back into it's cage.

After that I saw the big long red & yellow snake (any idea what kind of snake it is?) & got startled & ran off to tell my dad. I found him on a bed with a snake that looked just like it & gasped & he said don't worry it's rubber. Then I told him I saw a real one just like it that was moving & he caught it & put it in it's cage, but almost got bitten in the process.

After that I found a piece of paper that said:

Diamond-Back Flat-snake: Genetic Engineered/Kite Mutation.

Information: <unknown/.>

If bitten life expectancy: Poor

Then the name of another snake species I skimmed over & can't remember.

which said below with a line that caught my eye:

venomous.

If bitten life expectancy: Death in 8 hours without anti-venom.

then walked in the door & I told her what happened. She then got very worried that I wouldn't be safe near her snakes & didn't want me to die if I was bitten.. So she said I had to get a tattoo with the venom in it, so that I'd be immune to it (I've actually heard about people doing that before)

She asked me what kind of a tattoo I wanted & I said Japanese folding fans. She drew a pair of overlapping Japanese folding fans, 1 with a sakura tree, & one with the Japanese flag symbol. I'll post those next.

I wouldn't put it past to buy or somehow create snakes like these with the way she loves reptiles.