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Unohana Should know Better

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Isane: Oh Taicho you shouldn't have...

Unohana: (reaches up her sleeve) it was nothing...

Isane: No! I mean you... "shouldn't have" ... you could get sick!

Unohana: (takes out a syringe) It's okay I have the vaccine Mayuri's been working on... (injects herself)

Isane: Are you sure it's safe & effective?

Unohana: It should be... Mayuri tested it on Nemu, & Hanataro last year.

Isane: ...I wondered where Hanataro was... Hey wait a minute! Why Hanataro?

Unohana: I don't normally trust Mayuri, but I wanted him to succeed at this project... & he usually has trouble finding test subject because of his... *ahem* reputation...

Isane: I hope Hanatro's alright...

Unohana: Mayuri sent a hell-butterfly telling me he'd be comming back to squad 4 today.

Hanataro: I'm back... Did you get the new shots from Mayuri... yet?

Unohana: Yes I did.... why do you ask?

Hanataro: cuz they work great! Mayuri gave me one... then he exposed me to germs from Ukitake... but... *wheeze* I... didn't get sick at all... Look how healthy & energetic I am... ^_^

Unohana: actually... you look kinda pale & clammy... & kinda tired...

Hanataro: nah I'm fine... I feel great!

Unohana: (places a hand on his forhead) *gasp* Hanataro! You're burning up!

Hanataro: No way, check again! I'm cool as a cucumber! ...never...felt better! (does 3 jumping jacks & collapses on the ground coughing)

Unohana: (grabs Hanataro & flash-steps to squad 12)
Mayuri! That vaccine you gave Hanataro-

Mayuri: was a placebo...

Unohana: What!?!

Mayuri: Kiyone & Sentaro volunteered to be test subjects, & after Nemu I only had enough for the two of them...

Unohana: I'm going to tell Yamamoto about this!!! (flash-steps away)

Hanataro: Unohana! *cough* wait for me!! *cough*cough*

Mayuri: hmm... she left you behind eh? How about a little experiment on a new drug for you & Ukitake to get rid of that TB

Hanatro: I have TB?

Mayuri: Of corse you do you twit!!! That vaccine I gave you was a fake!!! Why do you think your getting a cough?!

Hanataro: ^^;

Mayuri: Take one of these pills! I've been testing them on one of Ukitake's gigias & they seem to be working...

Hantaro: are you sure this is the... real thing... *cough* this time...

Mayuri: Yes! From the look on her face I KNOW Unohana would KILL ME if I gave you a fake again...

Hanatro: (swallows a pill)

Mayuri: You should feel better in an hour or two...if I gave you the right one...

Hanataro: ^^;
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